Thursday, April 30, 2009

This little piggy - the challenge. Six ingredients, simple tools and 30 minutes – COOK!

I wrote this the week after my brush with reality tv, the program airing this week may put all the pieces together...

I’m not very good, at not being very good at something.

So much so, that as I lay in the recovery position (okay catching up on sleep) in my bed after the craziests of weeks, I could not help but think (okay dream) about how poorly I did at my one chance… it wasn’t that hard. Use these ingredients with this equipment and make something delicious.
My self imposed restrictions were to also make something different to the rest of the crowd and make sure I represent myself well by making my food look ‘hot’… well that’s were I stuffed up, you no doubt would say it was fine, if it makes it to tv but it definitely was not inspired.

So with a couple of hours of self prescribed therapy, I reproduced the challenge (nearly) and put myself back to the test.
Could I do it again but better, in a better time, with a better result and a better looking finished dish?

Following the same thought processes of the day I recreated the same dish but here dear readers you get to see how it should have looked, should I not have plated it in 10 seconds (oh god I know; a food stylist plating their food in 10 seconds, what was I thinking??... “Must cut all the pith from my lemon zest”… oh, so we learn!)

So here are the ingredients and equipment (please note, I used a normal stove not a camp stove and am not sponsored by scanpan or global so my Circulon and Mundials will have to do!)

The six ingredients (unnecessary ones not used...), the basic equipment and my 30 minute count down timer

Whipping a mayonnaise (egg yolk, salt, lemon juice, olive oil) with a fork. In the challenge I also boiled an egg as a backup dressing in case the mayo split

Marinating the pork chop

Prepared salad components; cabbage, apple, lemon zest, parsley to be mixed with the mayo, just before serving

Cooking the chop

Resting the cooked chop

The finished dish.
Lemon zest pork loin (well rested and cooked properly this time), apple and cabbage 'remoulade' (well that was a mistake... I'll explain if its aired...), pretty dressed apple bits and a lemon cheek (lets not bring that up either...)

The finished dish with 5 minutes still on the clock. And yes I took all my own photos at the same time!

I think I then ate it in the remaining count down...


Three minutes to go...

One minute to go...

Finished and the chewed bone, that I had cut the loin off.
Wonder what would have happened if I served this? Perhaps I would have actually made it onto the tv.
On reflection I should have eaten it, as we were not served lunch until nearly dinner time.

10 comments:

  1. I love it! What a simple, stylish dish.

    You can't dwell on the what might have been; it eats you up from the inside. Just know that you are brilliant and you know your food, now better than ever.

    H :)

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  2. Doing the challenge again, reassured me that I can cook and that it was actually an easy challenge that the pressure of the cameras and the weird environment made harder.
    I haven't really thought about this post or the challenge, until i saw the previews earlier in the week and remembered that i had written it up.
    I'm actually enjoying watching the program, and seeing the lovely people I spent a week with again. Looking forward to seeing us (and our shoes) on Monday! ;)
    Jack

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  3. Me too - and thank you for recollecting your experience online. I feel honoured to have shared the MC experience with you.

    H :)

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  4. Watching last night I saw you there in the background! I'm sure that your efforts in the challenge were still far and away above what most ppl would ever dream of achieving in the kitchen! I'm envious that you got so far- well bloody done! And thanks for sharing your efforts.

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  5. They certainly were very fancy shoes.

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  6. Good on ya Jack

    Television is a bitch.

    Oh for an original OZ concept

    It will come

    Love ya work.

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  7. I loved what you were wearing, including shoes!

    So, even though they didn't air the dish (or not that I saw), will you still explain?

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  8. Loin pork chops are such good value Jack. I never used to eat much pork but a while ago & picked up five of these from the butcher & it worked out to $3.50 per serve! Incredible when you think the equivelent cut of yearling beef, a rib eye will set you back at least $10 to $13! It is also very forgiving & stays juicy even when threatened by the overcooking of a negligent TV watching cook at dinnertime!

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  9. Jack,
    why were the remoulade and lemon cheeks mistakes?
    k (grocer)

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  10. I was reprimanded for calling it remoulade when it didn't have mustard in it but I think that was just a 'leveling' technique by the producers.
    George took the piss out of the cheek saying that it belonged at The Press Club and 'quick somebody send it there', some showman ship I guess.
    As we can see from getting most of the way through the program now, food is just a small part of what makes up MC. Still so glad I wasn't selected, they would have driven me mad, and perhaps they would have gotten some of that required dramatisation!
    Jack
    Great to see you on here Grocer!

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